C'est Levee or WWKdVD
I know, I know - Twelfth Night passed a while back without a single mention by myself - so in order to make it up to everyone and happily inspired by the events of last night - I give you a little touch of the pre-Mardi Gras buildup...
Firstly Krewe du Vieux rolls on February 11th at 7pm - and it's the ONLY official Mardi Gras parade to roll through the French Quarter. As a true satirical and drunken Krewe, KdV let's Katrina and the feds have it. The following is a list of this year's sub-Krewe themes (I'm in K.A.O.S.):
• Krewe of C.R.U.D.E. (Council to Revive Urban Decadent Entertainment)
C.R.U.D.E. Sleeps in the Wet Spot
• Krewe of Drips and Discharges
There’s No Place Like Home
• Krewe of Underwear
Corpse of Engineers Presents “A Day at the Breach”
• Seeds of Decline
Fights the Futilities
• Krewe of Mama Roux
Home is Where the Tarp Is
• Krewe of L.E.W.D. (Lewd Ensemble of Weird Degenerates)
LEWDers Gone Wild
• Krewe of Space Age Love
Give me That Mold Time Religion
• Krewe of K.A.O.S. (Kommittee for the Aggravation of Organized Society)
K.A.O.S. Rules FEMA
• Knights of Mondu
MONDU Breaks Wind
• T.O.K.I.N. (Totally Orgasmic Krewe of Intergalactic Ne'er-do-wells)
T.O.K.I.N.’s Wet Dream
• Krewe Rue du Bourbon
Fridge Over Troubled Water
• Krewe de C.R.A.P.S.
C.R.A.P.S. Fingers the Dike
• Krewe of PAN (Perpetuating Adolescent Naughtiness)
Buy Us Back, Chirac!
• Krewe du Mishigas
• Mystic Krewe of Spermes
Spermes Declares A Mandatory Ejaculation: Cuntra Flow in Effect
• Krewe of Comatose
The Comatose Corps of Engineers does the BIG SPILL
• Mystic Krewe of Inane
Laissez les Trailers Roulez
I love the fact that all those FEMA workers staying in the Quarter are going to get a load of this.
Postscript... If you're coming down for Mardi Gras be sure to try and stay at the Dive Inn - if you can make the cut.